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Order your ObamaCar now!

Written by Michele Hickford, Editor-in-Chief on November 22, 2013

It’s the new standard in progressive transportation. Order yours today!

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  • Jen

    This is hysterical

  • Last Bastion

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!! This would be even MORE funny if I didn’t think some idiots would actually STILL want to buy one.

  • Rich Munson

    This…. Classic Sir… ATW!

  • catb55

    Notice the front wheels .. you go in circles … even though they say “forward” .. if you can get it started that is ;-)

  • Jekyllac

    Teehee!

  • Pete Roberto

    thanks Colonel

  • Rhonda Kelley (nee Williams)

    Oh God, that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. Thank you!

  • Vet4u

    Wow.. Unemployment must be high.. I wonder if that presentation cost 500 million!!! Well as a mechanic I can fix that car… I think I’ll now buy some medical books too.. Think of it, I can fix that electrical problem and that broken leg all in one greasy shop.. Me and Jethro brain surgeons extraordinaire.. :) “I always wanted to work on someones brain, now with obama I can..”

    • Fuzzwell Furry Ball of Fluff

      You can also perform some abortions, while you are at it! I hear there is good money in it!

  • Steve Etheredge

    forward? looks like you go round and round and never get anywhere - hmmmmm, kind of like his administration

  • denbren52

    Fairycar.com just crashed with all the Obamabots trying to buy ObamaCar.

  • Ken Largent II

    Funny Friday. Well done.

  • Jackie Bush

    Ugh! Give me a break!

  • Harry Witko

    Way over the top LOL thanks Col.

  • youngka

    Lets just say, “get him the prompter”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! without it, he makes a fool of himself!!

  • Missgto

    Oh my…..LOL??

  • Ron Sagle

    LOL! I know these will be selling like hotcake to liberals. They should have put a number for people to call. Then we can ask the IRS to target them!

  • Christopher Fowler

    I got my oBOMBa car two, three, four five years ago and it has saved countless life’s and moneys since. Thank You American taxpayer for my oBOMBa car.

  • dana daddee

    but it only turns left!!!

    • Don McGuinness

      Yes it only needs one turn signal. That will save the tax payers, $2500.00 a year.

      • dana daddee

        lol, good one!!!

        hilarious, isn’t it???

  • Linda Whiteside Thompson

    Crazy! Almost anything, no matter how useless, or just plain stupid, is possible with Obama and friends…

  • Sherill Weber

    Too funny!!!! Thank you.

  • Bob Pell

    I love the end, doesnt start. ROFLMAO

  • Victor Gottlieb Haggy

    LMAO!!

  • Dee

    LOL….. totally LOVE the ending! How appropriate! :)

  • frankgriffin

    I like the messed up wheel arrangement. Instead of those creepy uncle sam commercials I think this would get through to people more. When you contrast buying a care with the Obamacare mess I think people will get a better understanding of just how screwed up Obama made this.

  • Patricia Eggett

    If it were like Benghazi and killed the occupants it wouldn’t be funny

  • Patricia Powers

    This is good!!!

  • Don McGuinness

    Now you know that all of the liberals are going to think this is real.Ooops maybe I should not have said that…………….Nah they wouldn’t believe a conservative like myself If I said it was a satire. They would just accuse me of being a stupid, racist.

  • Don McGuinness

    Wow, like, what a really cool car, and all. This will fundamentally change America forever and stuff. I can’t wait for the Obama airplane. What is really cool is that I hear they will be made in Bengazi. So that we can pay them back for all of the damage that was done to the embassy over there.

    • Jean Nelson

      They should make an Obama airplane that just flies in one direction………..AWAY

  • soapmeup

    LOL Thank you for the laugh Allen West. :)

  • freechoice64

    That was funny

  • hadenuf

    COL. WEST. you are a genius. Thanks for the laugh, but I don’t want anything with the Obama logo on it. I’d rather walk.

    • dgustaf

      I believe our president wants it that way; us, walking.

  • CynthiaSpeaks

    Cracks me up that the primary target in this spoof is women. Is that because we’re considered the most gullible by the Left?

    • jrkl007

      Exactly.

  • Guy

    Does the website work? LOL :)

  • stegle

    Will it come in pink?

  • David Casillas

    Wow. Amazing. Just like Hitler when he tried to standardize Germany’s buggy or volkswagen beetle as you may know, for every one to have. Same damn car, no choices. Just like “the fair shot” when every one will get the same wages, whether they’re a lawyer, a doctor, or a walmart greeter.

  • jeanne40

    Can somebody tell me why OBAMA gets away with not upholding the laws of our country? If he does not like something or someone, he will ignore them and change the rules on his own. He has NO power but they let him, time and time again. The Senator from Arizona has to check into this. His people are being threatened by him and the system. The borders are not secure and he is letting in anybody. Even terriorists.

  • Fuzzwell Furry Ball of Fluff

    The U.S. government has just passed a new law called: “The Affordable Boat Act” declaring that every citizen MUST purchase a new boat, by April 2014. These “affordable” boats will cost an average of $54,000-$155,000 each. This does not include taxes, trailers, towing fees, licensing and registration fees, fuel, docking and storage fees, maintenance or repair costs.
    This law has been passed, because until now, typically only wealthy and financially responsible people have been able to purchase boats. This new law ensures that every American can now have a “affordable” boat of their own, because everyone is entitled to a new boat. If you purchase your boat before the end of the year, you will receive 4 “free” life jackets; not including monthly usage fees.
    In order to make sure everyone purchases an affordable boat, the costs of owning a boat will increase on average of 250-400% per year. This way, wealthy people will pay more for something that other people don’t want or can’t afford to maintain. But to be fair, people who can’t afford to maintain their boat will be regularly fined, and children (under the age of 26) can use their parents boats to party on until they turn 27; then must purchase their own boat.
    If you already have a boat, you can keep yours (just kidding; no you can’t). If you don’t want or don’t need a boat, you are required to buy one anyhow. If you refuse to buy one or can’t afford one, you will be regularly fined $800 until you purchase one, or face imprisonment.
    Failure to use the boat will also result in fines. People living in the desert, ghettos, inner cities or areas with no access to lakes are not exempt. Age, motion sickness, experience, knowledge, nor lack of desire are acceptable excuses for not using your boat.
    A government review board (that doesn’t know the difference between the port, starboard or stern sides of a boat) will decide everything, including; when, where, how often and for what purposes you can use your boat along with how many people can ride your boat, and determine if one is too old or healthy enough to be able to use their boat. They will also decide if your boat has outlived its usefulness, or if you must purchase specific accessories(like a $500 compass), or a newer and more expensive boat. Those who can afford yachts will be required to do so…it’s only fair. The government will also decide the name for each boat. Failure to comply with these rules will result in fines and possible imprisonment.
    Government officials are exempt from this new law. If they want a boat, they and their families can obtain boats free, at the expense of taxpayers. Unions, bankers and mega companies with large political affiliations are also exempt.

    Originally posted on a boating forum - and hilarious. The satire just drips off of it. If people don’t see Obamacare for what it is after reading this, there is no hope for them! ~~~~~~~~

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